Postingan kali ini gue buat hanya sekadar untuk bersenang-senang dan mengingat kembali akan semua conversations paling absurd yang pernah gue alami di Omegle. Dan percayalah, ini semua sama sekali nggak ada yang gue tulis tangan sendiri di blog. Yah well, maksud gue, semua conversations disini gue copy-paste langsung dari Omegle-nya, begitu di disconnect. Dan 100% sama sekali nggak ada yang gue ebikin. So, baca aja ini semua. Dan temukan conversation yang paling absurd menurut kalian =P

1.
You: heillo :)
Stranger: HI
You: male or fe?
Stranger: male
You: female here
Stranger: where you fro
Stranger: m
You: jakarta
You: you?
Stranger: jakarta?
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: come marry me

2.
You: BORED! waaaaaa @_@
You: hello
You: hello
You: hello
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
You: yo
You: yo
You: yo
You: weiyou
You: weiyou
You: weiyou
You: woy
You: woy

3.
You: heiya
Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: hermaphrodite here
Stranger: seriously?

4.
You: hoi
Stranger: indian male here
You: oh.. uhm.. yea
You: -_-
Stranger: what
You: yes?
You: what

5.
Stranger: hi
You: yo man, bored here yo -_-
You: hi :)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 girl indones
You: you?
Stranger: 19 male usa
Stranger: im Matt, whats ur name?
You: mmhh hey
You: i think i've known u be4 :/
You: i'm kezia
Stranger: really?
You: well, idk
You: hahaha :P
You: not really sure at all
Stranger: where do you school?
You: the place or the name of da school?
Stranger: the name
Stranger: maybe i know
You: penabur
Stranger: ow reallly??
Stranger: i know it
You: ya noe dat?
Stranger: i have a friend there
You: lol, really? how come?
Stranger: penabur gs?
You: wait -_- are u really american or actually indonesian?
Stranger: ive been here since i was 13
You: oh hyahahaha kay

6.
Stranger: Hey 17/m/Cali
You: where is it? :'(
Stranger: Idk check under your bed
Stranger: Or in the fridge
You: i need my teddy bear :'(
Stranger: Check in the closet
You: hum... no, there isn't
Stranger: Ok bye

7.
Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: m
Stranger: f?
You: ya
Stranger: from?
You: asean part of asia
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: oh.
Stranger: ur age?
You: 11
Stranger: oh
Stranger: too young
Stranger: name?
You: alay narsis lebay
Stranger: nice
Stranger: virgin?
You: i'm a boy

8.
You: nyeah nyah nyah nyah >:D
Stranger: nyannn cat
You: huh?
Stranger: wat!
You: from?
Stranger: u first
You: asia
You: u now
Stranger: asia2
You: kewl~
Stranger: m or f?
You: hermaphrodite
You: u?
Stranger: -_-
You: hahahaha XD
Stranger: cmonnnnn
You: u 1st
Stranger: m

9.
Stranger: hii....m 22 india n u....??
You: oh.. yeah. i'm 21 female, from africa
Stranger: ok ur name
Stranger: ?
You: alay
You: you?
Stranger: anoop
Stranger: r u a student or worker
Stranger: ??
You: student
Stranger: which coarse
Stranger: ?
You: oh.. i actually take a music course
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: do u friendship me
Stranger: if u don`t mind
Stranger: ??
You: hum.. sorry but we don't know each other yet
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: don't force me.
Stranger: 1 time occasion me
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: okay. 1 thing: you have to run outside with no clothes on, and scream "huba hubaaa..!!"
You: if u have done that, i would like to be your friend
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: just do it
Stranger: u r very madarchod
Stranger: maa kilodi
Stranger: good girl
Stranger: behen chod
You: ha?
You: bye

Now, this is the WEIRDEST conversation ever!! You should read this XD hyahahahaaa

10.
Stranger: hey
You: i am Miley Cyrus
Stranger: asl
Stranger: awwwwww i am your biggest fan:)
You: where do you from? :) thank you
Stranger: i am from indiana
You: cool ;)
Stranger: miley cyrus winked at me:)!!!!!!!!!
You: yes, i am :)
You: you're a girl?
Stranger: no, im justin bieber
Stranger: :
You: you're joking! XD
Stranger: no, no im not
Stranger: haha
You: you are my biggest fan??
Stranger: awwwww, miley cyrus you rascal
Stranger: thank you
You: el ouw el
Stranger: el emm ah oh
You: huh?
You: ohh.. LMAO
Stranger: look whos catching on!!!
You: yeaaahh -_-
You: seriously boy
You: you''re not HIM, right?
Stranger: no im serious, but you cant tell anyone, okay
You: what the hell are you doing here? you gotta go to sleep yo hahaha
Stranger: you know us pop stars, always up and about haha
You: sweet nibltes -__-
You: yeah
Stranger: you know you love me, you know you care, you shout whenever, and ill be there......................yup just sang a song for you, your welcome
You: awww that's sweet justin ;) ngiahahaha
Stranger: anything for my fans on omegle:)
You: being you is the hardest profession to be i guess -_- don't you ever think of that?
Stranger: no not really, its pretty awesome
You: not getting tired of it? -_-
Stranger: nawww just give me a few more months, and ill probably have a shot gun to my head
You: hahahahahahaaahhh
You: btw, gtg now -_- meet fans outside. they're crazy. i'd better go now. no need to be "the most nonchalant pop star" in the magazine if i don't go out there XD HAHA
Stranger: yup same here, bye


Okay. I felt a little bit guilty with this person... I feel like I've made him/her really believed me that I am Miley Cyrus -_______-


Sedangkan ini adalah salah satu contoh dari conversation yang gue alami, yang cukup bagus:

Stranger: yo wuts up
You: heiyo weiyo 'sup yo?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: listening to sum tunes
You: fine, you?
You: oh.. greaaat man XD ayeay
Stranger: yea haha childish gambino
You: 'gambino' ?
Stranger: yea
You: what does it mean? :O
Stranger: hahaa i'm not sure
Stranger: just heard of this artist
Stranger: i'm a noob right now lol
You: oh.. so Childish Gambino is a band name?
Stranger: it's a rapper
Stranger: i don't normally listen to rap tho
You: oh.. hahaha
You: rap is greaaat, full of "yo" words XD
Stranger: fer sher haha XD
Stranger: i lol'd
Stranger: what kind of music do u listen to the most?
You: a hyahahaha XD
You: rock, pop, RnB, and also rap
Stranger: niceee i like all of those
Stranger: i like screamo too
Stranger: when there is real singing going with it
You: yeah, screamo great too lol
Stranger: for sure. are u going to warped this year?
You: 'warped' ?
Stranger: it goes on every year of all the punk/rock bands
Stranger: this year there's 69
Stranger: bands playing
Stranger: well not all the bands haha
You: oh.. kewl~ hahahahha
Stranger: A day to remember is the most famous band this year
Stranger: yea it's rly cool!
Stranger: u should go haha
You: A Day to Remember?
Stranger: it's a band.
Stranger: nvm haha
Stranger: are u a guy or girl btw?
Stranger: i'm a guy :P
You: guyrl
You: :P
You: ?
You: okay yes
You: imma girl
You: hey yo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry it's hard to talk right now
Stranger: just a sec
You: yeah yeah sure
Stranger: my mom is crazy lol
Stranger: sorry getting yelled at
You: ahahahaha rofl XD
You: so, still busy there?
Stranger: ok she's gone
Stranger: fuck xP
Stranger: lol!
You: ahahaha nice word yo
Stranger: she thinks i can take twice the amount of college classes cuz it's community
Stranger: i'm like "wtf >.< u are an idiot"
You: ahahaha, well i think every mom always like dat XD
Stranger: yea ikr?! hahaha and this one being asian it's twice as bad lololol
Stranger: i'm half asian :P
You: oh.. half asian? who's the one that asian? your mom or dad
Stranger: my mom is crazy asian haha xP
Stranger: and my dad is a cool white dad
Stranger: lololol
You: oh hyahahahah nice to be half asian i think..
You: unique XD
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: and u are?
You: i'm asian :P
Stranger: ah that's cool wut kind?
You: asean part
You: near malaysia :p
Stranger: darn i'm sorry i never heard of it before
You: oh ahahaha nvm XD
You: so, you have band or something like dat?
Stranger: um no not really :/
You: oh.. okay :)
You: so, got something to say? i'm bored -_- haha
Stranger: ermmmm hmmm
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: indonesia ._. that crazy country with full or traffic xP
Stranger: I've been to Taiwan where my grandma lives.
Stranger: there's a lot of traffic there too
You: oh.. yeah it's always traffic in every single part of asia :p
Stranger: yea so many ppl
Stranger: better to walk
Stranger: hahhaa
Stranger: or bike
You: yes, that's so much better
You: so, you're in your first semester in the college?
Stranger: yep
You: cool, how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: and u are?
You: 14 xP ahahaha
Stranger: wow ur young it's all cool though
You: hahaha, yeap but doesn't it bother you? i mean you
You: *you're
You: talking with a lil' girl :p
Stranger: ehh idk it's fine.
Stranger: girls are more mature than guys are anyways
Stranger: true?
You: hum.. yeah, i guess so hahay
You: you're in a holiday, aren't ya?
Stranger: yep haha i am
Stranger: and ur not?
You: of course i am.. going from 8th grade to 9th grade is kinda stressing :p
Stranger: hahahaha you'll be fine!
You: hahay, thanks XD (y)
Stranger: ok i'm sorry i had a really tiring day i have to go to bed.
Stranger: it was really nice talking to you!
You: oh okay XD
You: hahaha, good night there :)
You: nice to talking to you too by the way
Stranger: byebye! :)