Postingan kali ini gue buat hanya sekadar untuk bersenang-senang dan mengingat kembali akan semua conversations paling absurd yang pernah gue alami di Omegle. Dan percayalah, ini semua sama sekali nggak ada yang gue tulis tangan sendiri di blog. Yah well, maksud gue, semua conversations disini gue copy-paste langsung dari Omegle-nya, begitu di disconnect. Dan 100% sama sekali nggak ada yang gue ebikin. So, baca aja ini semua. Dan temukan conversation yang paling absurd menurut kalian =P

1.
You: heillo :)
Stranger: HI
You: male or fe?
Stranger: male
You: female here
Stranger: where you fro
Stranger: m
You: jakarta
You: you?
Stranger: jakarta?
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: come marry me

2.
You: BORED! waaaaaa @_@
You: hello
You: hello
You: hello
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
You: yo
You: yo
You: yo
You: weiyou
You: weiyou
You: weiyou
You: woy
You: woy

3.
You: heiya
Stranger: m
Stranger: hi
You: hermaphrodite here
Stranger: seriously?

4.
You: hoi
Stranger: indian male here
You: oh.. uhm.. yea
You: -_-
Stranger: what
You: yes?
You: what

5.
Stranger: hi
You: yo man, bored here yo -_-
You: hi :)
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 14 girl indones
You: you?
Stranger: 19 male usa
Stranger: im Matt, whats ur name?
You: mmhh hey
You: i think i've known u be4 :/
You: i'm kezia
Stranger: really?
You: well, idk
You: hahaha :P
You: not really sure at all
Stranger: where do you school?
You: the place or the name of da school?
Stranger: the name
Stranger: maybe i know
You: penabur
Stranger: ow reallly??
Stranger: i know it
You: ya noe dat?
Stranger: i have a friend there
You: lol, really? how come?
Stranger: penabur gs?
You: wait -_- are u really american or actually indonesian?
Stranger: ive been here since i was 13
You: oh hyahahaha kay

6.
Stranger: Hey 17/m/Cali
You: where is it? :'(
Stranger: Idk check under your bed
Stranger: Or in the fridge
You: i need my teddy bear :'(
Stranger: Check in the closet
You: hum... no, there isn't
Stranger: Ok bye

7.
Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: m
Stranger: f?
You: ya
Stranger: from?
You: asean part of asia
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: oh.
Stranger: ur age?
You: 11
Stranger: oh
Stranger: too young
Stranger: name?
You: alay narsis lebay
Stranger: nice
Stranger: virgin?
You: i'm a boy

8.
You: nyeah nyah nyah nyah >:D
Stranger: nyannn cat
You: huh?
Stranger: wat!
You: from?
Stranger: u first
You: asia
You: u now
Stranger: asia2
You: kewl~
Stranger: m or f?
You: hermaphrodite
You: u?
Stranger: -_-
You: hahahaha XD
Stranger: cmonnnnn
You: u 1st
Stranger: m

9.
Stranger: hii....m 22 india n u....??
You: oh.. yeah. i'm 21 female, from africa
Stranger: ok ur name
Stranger: ?
You: alay
You: you?
Stranger: anoop
Stranger: r u a student or worker
Stranger: ??
You: student
Stranger: which coarse
Stranger: ?
You: oh.. i actually take a music course
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: do u friendship me
Stranger: if u don`t mind
Stranger: ??
You: hum.. sorry but we don't know each other yet
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: don't force me.
Stranger: 1 time occasion me
Stranger: plzzzzzz
You: okay. 1 thing: you have to run outside with no clothes on, and scream "huba hubaaa..!!"
You: if u have done that, i would like to be your friend
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: just do it
Stranger: u r very madarchod
Stranger: maa kilodi
Stranger: good girl
Stranger: behen chod
You: ha?
You: bye

Now, this is the WEIRDEST conversation ever!! You should read this XD hyahahahaaa

10.
Stranger: hey
You: i am Miley Cyrus
Stranger: asl
Stranger: awwwwww i am your biggest fan:)
You: where do you from? :) thank you
Stranger: i am from indiana
You: cool ;)
Stranger: miley cyrus winked at me:)!!!!!!!!!
You: yes, i am :)
You: you're a girl?
Stranger: no, im justin bieber
Stranger: :
You: you're joking! XD
Stranger: no, no im not
Stranger: haha
You: you are my biggest fan??
Stranger: awwwww, miley cyrus you rascal
Stranger: thank you
You: el ouw el
Stranger: el emm ah oh
You: huh?
You: ohh.. LMAO
Stranger: look whos catching on!!!
You: yeaaahh -_-
You: seriously boy
You: you''re not HIM, right?
Stranger: no im serious, but you cant tell anyone, okay
You: what the hell are you doing here? you gotta go to sleep yo hahaha
Stranger: you know us pop stars, always up and about haha
You: sweet nibltes -__-
You: yeah
Stranger: you know you love me, you know you care, you shout whenever, and ill be there......................yup just sang a song for you, your welcome
You: awww that's sweet justin ;) ngiahahaha
Stranger: anything for my fans on omegle:)
You: being you is the hardest profession to be i guess -_- don't you ever think of that?
Stranger: no not really, its pretty awesome
You: not getting tired of it? -_-
Stranger: nawww just give me a few more months, and ill probably have a shot gun to my head
You: hahahahahahaaahhh
You: btw, gtg now -_- meet fans outside. they're crazy. i'd better go now. no need to be "the most nonchalant pop star" in the magazine if i don't go out there XD HAHA
Stranger: yup same here, bye


Okay. I felt a little bit guilty with this person... I feel like I've made him/her really believed me that I am Miley Cyrus -_______-


Sedangkan ini adalah salah satu contoh dari conversation yang gue alami, yang cukup bagus:

Stranger: yo wuts up
You: heiyo weiyo 'sup yo?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: listening to sum tunes
You: fine, you?
You: oh.. greaaat man XD ayeay
Stranger: yea haha childish gambino
You: 'gambino' ?
Stranger: yea
You: what does it mean? :O
Stranger: hahaa i'm not sure
Stranger: just heard of this artist
Stranger: i'm a noob right now lol
You: oh.. so Childish Gambino is a band name?
Stranger: it's a rapper
Stranger: i don't normally listen to rap tho
You: oh.. hahaha
You: rap is greaaat, full of "yo" words XD
Stranger: fer sher haha XD
Stranger: i lol'd
Stranger: what kind of music do u listen to the most?
You: a hyahahaha XD
You: rock, pop, RnB, and also rap
Stranger: niceee i like all of those
Stranger: i like screamo too
Stranger: when there is real singing going with it
You: yeah, screamo great too lol
Stranger: for sure. are u going to warped this year?
You: 'warped' ?
Stranger: it goes on every year of all the punk/rock bands
Stranger: this year there's 69
Stranger: bands playing
Stranger: well not all the bands haha
You: oh.. kewl~ hahahahha
Stranger: A day to remember is the most famous band this year
Stranger: yea it's rly cool!
Stranger: u should go haha
You: A Day to Remember?
Stranger: it's a band.
Stranger: nvm haha
Stranger: are u a guy or girl btw?
Stranger: i'm a guy :P
You: guyrl
You: :P
You: ?
You: okay yes
You: imma girl
You: hey yo
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry it's hard to talk right now
Stranger: just a sec
You: yeah yeah sure
Stranger: my mom is crazy lol
Stranger: sorry getting yelled at
You: ahahahaha rofl XD
You: so, still busy there?
Stranger: ok she's gone
Stranger: fuck xP
Stranger: lol!
You: ahahaha nice word yo
Stranger: she thinks i can take twice the amount of college classes cuz it's community
Stranger: i'm like "wtf >.< u are an idiot"
You: ahahaha, well i think every mom always like dat XD
Stranger: yea ikr?! hahaha and this one being asian it's twice as bad lololol
Stranger: i'm half asian :P
You: oh.. half asian? who's the one that asian? your mom or dad
Stranger: my mom is crazy asian haha xP
Stranger: and my dad is a cool white dad
Stranger: lololol
You: oh hyahahahah nice to be half asian i think..
You: unique XD
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: and u are?
You: i'm asian :P
Stranger: ah that's cool wut kind?
You: asean part
You: near malaysia :p
Stranger: darn i'm sorry i never heard of it before
You: oh ahahaha nvm XD
You: so, you have band or something like dat?
Stranger: um no not really :/
You: oh.. okay :)
You: so, got something to say? i'm bored -_- haha
Stranger: ermmmm hmmm
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: indonesia ._. that crazy country with full or traffic xP
Stranger: I've been to Taiwan where my grandma lives.
Stranger: there's a lot of traffic there too
You: oh.. yeah it's always traffic in every single part of asia :p
Stranger: yea so many ppl
Stranger: better to walk
Stranger: hahhaa
Stranger: or bike
You: yes, that's so much better
You: so, you're in your first semester in the college?
Stranger: yep
You: cool, how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: and u are?
You: 14 xP ahahaha
Stranger: wow ur young it's all cool though
You: hahaha, yeap but doesn't it bother you? i mean you
You: *you're
You: talking with a lil' girl :p
Stranger: ehh idk it's fine.
Stranger: girls are more mature than guys are anyways
Stranger: true?
You: hum.. yeah, i guess so hahay
You: you're in a holiday, aren't ya?
Stranger: yep haha i am
Stranger: and ur not?
You: of course i am.. going from 8th grade to 9th grade is kinda stressing :p
Stranger: hahahaha you'll be fine!
You: hahay, thanks XD (y)
Stranger: ok i'm sorry i had a really tiring day i have to go to bed.
Stranger: it was really nice talking to you!
You: oh okay XD
You: hahaha, good night there :)
You: nice to talking to you too by the way
Stranger: byebye! :)

Jujur deh aaarrrghhh jujur! Gue lagi sebel aja nggak tau kenapa. Mungkin PMS. atau mungkin juga emang ada setan disini di tempat gue berada yang sedang mengusik jiwa gue. Anyway, so... Gue cuma mau nanya aja, hal yang enak dilakukan pas lagi marah itu apa ya? Kalo menurut kalian apa? Kalo menurut gue sih... Ada banyak diantaranya yang bisa jadi alternatif dalam melampiaskan kemarahan lo selama lo lagi marah dan emang pengen melampiaskan kekesalan lo ini. Oke
Ini dia daftar-daftar hal-hal yang menurut gue bisa dijadikan alternatif sebagai pelampiasan kemarahan lo:

1. Dengerin lagu rock atau heavy metal samapai volume paling gede. Yes, it really really helps you. Biar nggak kedengeran sama orang lain yang mungkin bisa menendang pantat lo untuk segera jauh-jauh dari dirinya, dan mungkin juga bisa mematahkan tulang ekor lo sampai lo jadi buta dan lumpuh, dan akhirnya badan lo berdarah-darah, lebih baik gue sarankan lo untuk segera menggunakan head phone atau ear phone.

2. Nyorat-nyoret di kertas semuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kata-katakasar yang mengungkapkan kemarahan lo itu. Entah itu kayak "f*ck" lah, "*a*i" lah "t*i" lah, "a**i*g" lah, "*e**n" lah, "**n*e*" lah, "*s* *o**" lah, dan apa pun itu pokoknya yang jelas gue tahu lo semua tahu apa yang gue maksud. Right right right right right???

3. Ngetik di blog dan jangan di publish. Kalo lo punya blog, entah itu Blogger Tumblr atau pun Wordpress dan berbagai macam jenis blog lainnya yang lo punya, usahakan untuk menulis semua uneg-uneg lo di situ, dan jangan lo publish.
Atau yah,kalo misalnya lo pengen publish, lo bisa membuat uneg-uneg lo sebagai sesuatu yang kayak artikel yang halal dibaca sama orang. Wakwakwak. Yeah, you know what I mean, laaah~

4. Kalo misalnya lo nggak punya blog dan males ngetik uneg-uneg lo di Microsoft Word, atau di sistem operasi lainnya yang entahlah gue nggak tau apa itu namanya. Hyahahahahaa! Okey. Back. Hahahaha
Kalo misalnya hal ini terjadi sama lo, lo bisa kok ngetik di hape lo yang qwerty sampai jempol lo pegel semua. Dan, kalo merasa rugi untuk men-delete uneg-uneg lo? save aja. Dan pastikan nggak ada orang yang ngutak-ngatik hape lo. Okey? Huahahahahaa
Jujur, gue pernah kok melakukan hal ini. Tapi yaaaah, tentunya ada yang gue delete, lah. Semenjak gue ragu-ragu begitu banyaknya 'mahkluk' yang memiliki kemampuan untuk mengutak-ngatik hape gue -_-

5. Kalo lo gak bisa melakukan hal ke-3 dan ke-4, lakukanlah hal yang ke-2. Huahahahahaha XD

6. Setelahnya, gue udah nggak tau lagi deh harus ngatasinnya gimana.

Oh iya!

6. Lo bisa teriak-teriak sendiri di dalem kamar dengan menutup mulut lo dengan menggunakan bantal yang super duper wuper tebel dan berat banget buat di pegang. Jujur, kalo mau melakukan hal yang satu ini, lo harus punya kamar yang jauh dari jangkauan orang lain biar nggak ganggu. hehehhe :P

7. Lo bisa lip sync dengan gilanya, menyanyikan lagu yang sangat lo suka. Atau sih nih ye, gue saranin lo nyanyiin lagu yang temanya penghinaan, dan yang menunjukkan kekesalan lo sama orang yang lo sebel. Atau, sikap betapa tidak pedulinya lo sama orang itu. Ato... yaaah, yang rock rock atau heavy metal gitu lah -____- Gue sarankan lo dengerin lagu-lagu ini;
- Lilly Allen ~ Fuck You
- Avril Lavigne ~ What The Hell
- Paramore ~ Ignorance
- A7x ~ Nightmare
- Avril Lavigne ~ I Don't Have to Try
- Avril Lavigne ~ Everything Back But You
- dan sebagainya
- dan sebagainya
- dan sebagainya

Yaaaah, paling enggak segini aja deh. Huehehehehe :P
Hope you love your life aja dah yea! Aduh, maaf sudah mulai nggak nyambung -___-"

Oke. Now I'm gonna write this post in Indonesian. Getting pretty tired of writing in English :P
Hehehehe..
Okay.
Change to Indonesian. Click. Set.

Hahaha, oke jadi.. Kalian semua tentunya pernah ngalamin yang namanya sakit hati alias patah hati alias broken heart.

Auch.
Malem minggu begini-eh, salah. maksud gue, hari Minggu jam setengah 1 pagi ini (yup, gue nulis post ini jam setengah 1) nulisnya yang tentang patah hati patah hati-an. Hyahahahaha, tak apa lah~
Iseng saja. Karena gue juga lagi 'patah hati'.
Whoops!
Yep. Gue sedang. Merasakan yang namanya 'patah hati'. Pathetic abis, emang. Tapi itulah kenyataan. Karena gue lagi kangen seseorang.

Oh, iya. Sebelumnya, gue mau ngasih tau bahwa karakter gue di post yang ini adalah sebagai seorang 'pskilog cinta'.

Eeeww... Hahahahaa, oke. Jijik sendiri gue bacanya. Itu benar-benar bukanlah suatu profesi yang keren (dalam hal nama). Mungkin akan jadi jauh lebih keren kalo gue ganti namanya jadi 'love phsycologist' aja.


Hahaha.

Gak lucu.

Anyway, jadi seperti halnya orang kebanyakan. Yang namanya sakit hati atau patah hati atau broken heart itu udah pasti gak enak. Sakit hati atau patah hati bisa dikarenakan banyak hal. Tapi sih, biasanya orang patah hati itu karena dia disakitin sama pasangannya. Eh, yaaaah maksud gue begitulah. Whatever ya say laaaah~

Nah, disakitin ini bisa berarti macem-macem, guys (sok kenal). Bisa karena ini nih:
1. Pasangan/orang yang kita taksir ini ngebentak-bentak kita. Apalagi pas lagi di depan umu. Ups, malu banget.
2. Kita tahu orang yang kita suka bener-bener nggak suka sama kita (that's totally... definitely 'no-no'!) hahahah
3. orang yang kita suka atau pasangan kita bikin kita kangen setengah mati sampai-sampai kita sendiri gak bisa berhnenti mikirin dia kapan pun itu waktunya dan apa pun yang kita lakukan (wedeh)
4. dan sebagainya
5. dan sebagainya
6. dan sebagainya

Jujur, sebenernya kalau mau sok bijaksana dan pengen tahu resiko apa yang bakal kita dapetin kalo kita naksir seseorang adalah patah hati atau sakit hati.
Tapi bukan berarti dengan adanya perasaan itu, kita jadi bener-bener membenci orang yang kita taksir atau pasangan kita. Semakin kita masukin ke hati perasaan itu, semakin benci kita sama dia. Semakin benci kita sama dia,maka semakin buruk deh hubungan kita sama dia. Semakin buruk hubungan kita sama dia maka semakin tersebar nama kita dengan hal-hal yang negatif. Semakin tersebar hal-hal negatif kita, maka semakin hancurlah hidup kita. Semakin hancurlah hidup kita, maka semakin entahlah apa yang akan terjadi pada kita. Semakin entahlah apa yang terjadi pada diri kita, maka pasrahlah kita kepada Tuhan Yang Maha Esa dalam segala tindakan yang kita lakukan di dalam hidup kita, seumur hidup kita.


Oke. Gue mulai mikir terlalu jauh ke serong kanan depan membentuk sudut 45 derajat -_-

Intinya, ambil hal positifnya aja dari yang namanya patah hati atau sakit hati. Buat yang jago musik atau yang jago bikin puisi, mungkin bisa bikin puisi atau bahkan lagu tentang betapa sakitnya hati kalian gara-gara dia. Eaaa... Hahaahhay

Buat yang jago atau hobi nulis cerita, bisa dapet inspirasi buat bikin cerita tentang kisah kalian. Siapa tau pas kalian kirim ke penerbit, bisa diterbitin dan banyak yang suka? Asiiiiik...

Buat yang hobi bikin graffiti, bisa juga kalian bikin corat-coretan keren hasil uneg-uneg kamu sama si dia. Buat hasil karyamu jadi tambah bagus dengan menghiasinya dan dibikin di karton tebel. Iseng-iseng buat kenangan rasa sebel kalian sama si dia, sekalian nyari kesibukan. Hohoho

Buat yang jago gambar, bisa ngebambar atau ngedeskripsiin perasaan kamu sama si dia melalui gambar bikinan kalian sendiri. Entah itu gambar hati retak, atau apa pun itulah. Baik yang bentknya abstrak maupun yang asli gitu. Itung-itung bikin kenangan terakhir kalian sama si dia, dan sekalian bikin karya sendiri 8)

Dan masih banyak lagi hobi-hobi dan kelebihan-kelebihan lainnya yang bisa kalian manfaatin buat ngeluarin uneg-uneg sakit hti kalian, yang nantinya bisa jadi suatu kebanggaan dan keasyikan tersendiri.

So, ngapain ber-GALAU ria di kamar? Diem di dalem kamar dengan lampu dimatiin. Atau cuma diterangin sama lilin aromaterapi yang wanginya wangi 'menye-menye' gitu, sambil dengerin lagu galau??? GAK GUNA. Cuma bikin perasaan lo tambah kayak neraka, tau.

Oke. Mungkin ada baiknya juga kita meluangkan waktu ber-GALAU ria kayak gitu. Diem di kamar sendirian, matiin lampu, nangis-nangisan sendirian, dengerin lagu sedih... Tapi mungkin itu cuma memperburuk perasaan kalau dilakukan selama lebih dari dua hari. Atau bahkan, sebulan 15 hari 5 jam 37 menit 48 detik. GAK BANGET.

Cara yang lebih baik selain itu adalah dengan curhat sama temen-temen kalian. Nggak punya temen buat dicurhatin? Nggak apa-apa. Nulis diary aja sampai tulang tangan kalian retak semua, dan sampai ada bagian dari jari tulang kalian yang nonjol keluar menembus kulit tangan kalian sampai berdarah-darah. Gak mau? Buatlah jurnal di dunia maya seperti Blogger, Wordpress, atau pun Tumblr. Gampang.

Gak suka nulis, dan menganggap curhat di blog alias jurnal dunia maya itu cuma buang-buang waktu? Well, itu derita lo. Gue nggak tau lagi deh mau ngasih saran apa-apa, selain bahwa lo mendingan curhat sampai nangis-nangisan sama nyokap lo atau ortu lo, atau kakak lo atau adek lo atau sepupu lo atau nenek lo atau kakek lo atau om lo atau tante lo atau bahkan sama tetangga lo yang sama sekali bukan nyokap lo atau bokap lo atau kakak lo atau adek lo atau nenek lo atau kakek lo atau sepupu lo atau om lo atau tante lo. Atau juga temen lo. Atau juga pembantu lo.

Yaah, begitulah~

Oh well, udah hari Senin. Gue masih saja menulis hal beginian. Baiklah. Sudah jam setengah satu pagi sekarang. Oh wait. That means, it's Tuesday!
Bye, all! Sweet dreams~ ^^


P.S: NO GALAU-ing. Cheer up, you all! >_^

Hey. So I've just received my report card today at school and... I got C for Maths and P.E. And.... Mandarin? I've lost an A on my report card. And I'm shocked 'cause...



I failed.

That means, I will be in 8th grade with my juniors. And everybody will mock at me and world will be like hell for me.










Just kidding.
I (don't) failed!
AH YEAAAHH!
Don't believe me?
Come here and see my report card, if you want XD

THANK GOD, THANK GOD, THANKK GOD, THANK GOD, THANK YOU GOD.....!! Finally, after 10 months I studied like I can't survive this life if I failed to pass my 8th grade. Hahahahaaahhh
That. Was. Too. Over.... Acting.


But that's me. I'm an overacting girl gyahahaha.
No, not really actually.

So yeah, now I'm officially a 9th grader! Uyeaaah~
(≧∇≦)
And.. Yeah, well I still got C for Maths and P.E, like what I've said before. And um... Yeah, well. It's quite weird to receive the report card this term. I don't know why. Hyahahaha

So, um.. Yeah let's just finish this post, okay. Hahaha
Thank you for visiting my blog and read my posts.
And thank you, Lord. For letting me get to the next grade, even if my Maths and P.E scores are bad.

:D


God bless,
-Kezia Tania-

AAAAARRRGGGHHHH....!!! It's 11 pm here and I don't think I can sleep tightly tonight! Why? Because tomorrow is the DISTRIBUTION of SECOND SEMESTER REPORT CARD!!! DAAAARRRGGHHHH....!!!!!
I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared I'm scared, and I am sooooooo SCARED about it!!
Yeah, well.. I know. I know. I've heard from a bunch of my friends told me I will get to the next grade.
And besides, I don't received any mail from my teacher that tells me I got bad marks.. But still, I am sooo scaredto get my report card tomorrow! SERIOUSLY!!

Feelin' like my heart will explode as soon as possible!! Huahahahaahahahahaaaaaahhh...!!!!
Too much stress right noww...!!
Don't know what to write!! @__@

Well, here's the little things and facts about the distribution of the second semester report card.

1. Those who had been called by their teacher to come to school on last Wednesday to get a private letter, are those who had problem of receiving the report card.

2. I've asked on one of my friend on FB and he told me that the letter contains of 3 subjects: administration, scores, and daily behavior. Administration means like the tuition. Scores, of course about our scores! And daily behavior, of course our daily behavior which our teachers see everyday in the class, and based on the rule book.

3. Those who have been in number 1 and 2, means they will receive their report card tomorrow with their parents and that means they got.... um.. yeah, well.. 'problem' with their report card.

4. I haven't been mailed yet by my teacher about those things. But yeah well, my teacher text my dad that the students will be able to receive their report card if they had already paid the tuition until June. But in the end.....

In the end....







She wrote that she was just reminding my dad about it.

So yeah, until now I''m pretty safe. But wait. Maybe... It's because my teacher doesn't know why phone number to tell me that I won't get to the next grade?
Cause... You know.. I've changed my cell phone number and haven't told her about it..
Oh wait, sure I have. That day, yeah... On Tuesday.... onOctober or November, I think. Yeah, yeah I've told her.
Or.....

AAAARRRGGGHHH, okay this is absolutely makin' me crazy!
Daaarrggghhh, Ican't take it anymore! Okay, then. Just be OPTIMIST and I WILL PASS MY 8TH GRADE WELL!! AMEN!! >:D


God bless,
-Kezia Tania-

Hey, so I've just edited my blog gadgets' html code. And I've got my new gadgets that have been 'live' at the right side on the blog.
And I was a bit confuse about my new template. I thought there was something that doesn't fit with the template and my blog. But actually, it was my mistake.

Before I used this template, I've seen the template and I was soooo in love with it. I mean, I could see ALL THE PARTS of the template. But when I finally used it, I couldn't see ALL THE PARTS of it. Yeah, I mean... There are lotsa words written on the template, like 'Christmas' 'joyful days' 'Jesus is the reason' 'glorious day' 'I love Christmas' 'Merry Christmas' and more. Can't see it?
Maybe it's because your window setting is too big.

Here, try to press 'Ctrl' button and and then press '+' or '-' button while you keep pressing the 'Ctrl' button. You'll get your window minimized or maximized. Hahahahaa, so that was the problem. My window has been maximized by myself so that I couldn't see the bigger part of the template.


Sorry for posting something that's not important to be written.


Bye! :\

Woyao! Gua lupa kemaren mau ngepost yang tentang 'percakapan super aneh di Omegle sama orang yang nggak jelas'!
Kemaren seharian gue jalan-jalan sama bokap. Dan begitu nyampe rumah, gue langsung ngelanjutin novel abal yang gue bikin dan lanjut main Sims. Alhasil, nyampe lupa mau ngepost doang.

sip. Jadi, waktu itu sekitar jam 2 pagi, tepat sebelum gue ngepost post yang sebelum ini, gue masih bangun lantaran kepingin begadang. Dan gue iseng mampir ke Omegle. Dan disana secara nggak sengaja, gue dapet temen chatting yang katanya dia itu cowok,umur 20 tahun, dan dari UK alias dari Inggris. Waktu itu gue kira dia emang asli orang UK. Ternyata enggak.

Chat yang kita jalanin makin lama makin aneh dan awalnya, gue bermaksud untuk meng-disconnect chatnya. Tapi gak tau kenapa, rasanya gue kepengen aja iseng-iseng chatting sama orang kayak gitu. Yaaah, daripada gue bengong sendiri nungguin timeline Twitter sama News Feed FB jalan, lebih baik gue ber-Omegle ria -___-

Gue nanya, apakah dia kuliah atau enggak. Dan dia bilang, dia nggak kuliah. Soalnya dia lagi ngambil pelatihan tentara-tentaraan nggak jelas lah itu namanya. Trus akhirnya, dia minta FB gue. Otomatis, gue ngasih nama FB yang bener-bener berasal dari pikiran gue sendiri. Namanya sih (nama 'FB gue') masih masuk akal banget. Nggak aneh-aneh atau alay kayak: "Gu3Cu4Nnnt1Ii1iIxxsszzHh2z5 S3K4LllLlL33eeEe Imo0e3tZZzZsH BerR13-b3r1eL1ci0UsSHhzzShh2Zh5"

HAHAHAHA!!
Sinting.

Gue nggak tau apakan nama bikinan gue itu emang ada di FBatau enggak, tapi ternyata emang nggak ada!
Dalem hati, gue bersukacita bilang, "Huahahaha! Rasain lo! Cari sono sampe kepala lo gundul!"



Jahat, ya gue?
Emang.

Toh, intinya nyawa gue selamat dari ancaman-ancaman dan kejahatan-kejahatan yang nggak diminta yang akhir-akhir ini sering beredar kayak kasus ditodong, atau kasus pelecehan seksual, atau bahkan sampe peculikan yang minta ditebus ratusan triliun juta ribu rupiah segala.

Oke. Mulai lebay.

Back to the topic, dia sendiri akhirnya bilang kalau dia nggak menemukan 'FB' gue. Huahahahaha!
Beruntungnya, sebelum gue ngasih nama 'FB' gue, gue udah minta nama FBnya yang asli, dan dia ngasih ke gue. Dan gue mulai men-search dia di FB...

WANJREIT!! JELEK BANGET!
Tampangnya brewokan begitu dengan mata yang... Gile! Lebar dan asli! Belooooo banget!
Serem-serem gimana, gitu rasanya :P
Gue liat infonya dan dari seluruh hal yang dia tulis (mulai dari pelatihan tentara-tentaraannya sampai tempat dia kerja dan tempat dia tinggal, sampai kesukaannya segala), gue mendapat kesimpulan bahwa orang ini orang INDIA.
Orang INDIA yang... yaaah, well... lumayan jago bahasa Inggris =P
Dan kayaknya dia kepengen banget bisa tinggal di UK atau USA. Keliatan banget dari gaya dia nulis.
Hahaha, gilaaaaaa. ASLI, JELEK BANGET!

Di fotonya, ada entahlah apa itu namanya, pokoknya pembungkus kepala yang sering dipake cowok-cowok India, yang bentuknya kayak bawang merah/bawang putih itu lhooo...! Hahahaha
Dan dia jelas banget boong karena tertulis di tempat kerjanya, bahwa dia tengah bekerja di sebuah perusahaan India, entah apa itu namanya.
Tapi jujur, gue disini sama sekali nggak bermaksud untuk menjelek-jelekan India. Just for fun aja, hahahaha.

Oh, well.. Sekian. Mungkin nggak sekocak yang gue janjikan di post sebelumnya. Hahaha, see ya!

Hei! Udah lama gue nggak nulis pake Bahasa Indonesia. iya juga sih. Kalo dipikir-pikir emang capek juga nulis pake Bahasa Inggris. Menguras otak banget! Anyway, gue sekarang lagi begadang. yeah well... Begadang. Post ini gue buat jam 2.40 WIB. Dan gue, udah bosen setengah mati gara-gara Facebook dan Twitter nggak ada yang online!
Gila banget gak tuh?

Oh iya. Tadi-eh, salah.-kemaren (kemaren kan? Kan udah hari Sabtu sekarang. Bukan hari Jumat lagi... hehehehe =P) gue baru aja pijit refleksi bareng nyokap. Dan gila. Gilaaaa banget! Sakitnya banget banget. Tapi entah kenapa, rasanya kok gue kayak punya firasat bahwa si Mbak yang mijitin gue tuh kayak kesel-kesel gimanaaaa gitu sama gue. Keliatan aja gitu, dari tampangnya. Kenapa? Soalnya dari awal sampai akhir gue nggak teriak-teriak kayak orang rata-rata. Jangankan teriak-teriak. "AH, ADUH ADUH" aja gue enggak -_-"

Mungkin dalem hati si Mbak-nya bilang gini kali ya, "sialan.. Tangan gue sampe udah kram, ni anak masih kagak kesakitan... ckckck!" Itu sebabnya dia jadi sedikit ngencengin pijitannya. Dan maigat! Sakitnya kayak apaan, gile!
Gue sih nahan sakit. Aneh aja rasanya kalo gue sampe harus teriak-teriak segala -_- gue kan bawaannya harus 'cool'. Yeaaa Asik daaah..
Oke. Maybe, it's too much.

Intinya, selama 1 jam direfleksi itu gue serasa kayak merasakan penderitaan Yesus selama di kayu salib dalam waktu sejam =P
Hyahahaha, silly. I know.
Lebay banget gila.

Oh, well. Gue akan menceritakan kejadian paling konyol yang baru aja gue alami habis dari chatting sama manusia lain di belahan bumi yang lain juga melalui Omegle. Seriously. That was the silliest and the craziest thing I've ever had in my life since I used Omegle.
Huahahahaha, siap siap aja pada ngakak entar. Yeah well, gue sih tidak akan meng-copy ulang chatnya. Tapi gue akan nyeritain secara singkat isi dan maksud yang aneh itu dari Omegle melalui blog gue. Oke.

Kayaknya nih gue mulai ngantuk nih -____-" Udah dulu deh. Selamat malam, Indonesia! Oh, wait. Selamat malam menjelang pagi, Indonesia! Oh wait. Salah again.


Selamat malam menjelang subuh, Indonesia! :D

I FINALLY FOUND A NEW TEMPLATE FOR MY LOVELY BLOG!!! AH, YEAAAHH...!! Well, maybe this is not the best template but I love it anyway. Thanks a bunch to Shabby Fabrics and Shabby Blogs for your beautiful backgrounds! I LOVE IT, SERIOUSLY! >_^

They have so many beautiful and lovely and sweet backgrounds, you know. So I was searching on Google, if I could find cool templates again. And then I met these websites, so I clicked the link. And I was like, "man, these backgrounds are so sweet and beautiful!" but then I didn't downloaded the template 'cause it might have taken a long time to go.

But today, I was searching on Google again and finally found the template. Well, it's kinda like my old template but it doesn't have lotsa links to be clicked on. And it's kinda like Twitter backgrounds, cause it looks dead. Seriously. When you scroll my blog, it doesn't scroll. I mean, aaarrghh.. I don't know how to say it in English. I'm Indonesian and I'm not as smart as those who can speak English as their mother language. Duh~ whatever.

And I had edited some of my blogger settings like the title color, and the font, and kinds of those things. So anyway, thank you very much (again!) for Shabby Fabrics and Shabby Blogs for those absolutely cool and beautiful and sweet backgrounds! >_^





P.S: If you think that my blog's template now is kinda boring, you can tel me that by leave your idea in this post's comment. Thanks, before! :D

I'M FREE!! Hooray...!! So we just finished our final tests yesterday. And I'm happy bout it!

My friends told me we got holiday until 17th of June. Well, that's pretty long, right? I mean, 10 days no school? What a life! I'm free from those calculating-things, I'm free from those horrible-things-we-had-with-school-days and free from killer teachers..... for 10 days.

But speaking about holiday, I definitely don't know what kind of activities should I do to fill my 10-days-holiday. I mean, online? Yeah right. I might have been wrinkled if I always online for 24 hours a day. All that do is only chat with someone I don't even know who's his/her name by using Omegle. Yeah, I knew that website from some of my friends. They tweeted on Twitter that Omegle is the best thing to do if you don't know what to do with your computer right in front of you. Playing piano? Not the best choice but it's pretty good, since I knew that my mom said that she would give me 'homework' to practice piano everyday :|

But it doesn't mean I HAVE TO practice piano EVERYDAY, right? Okay. Maybe I can continue my novel. Oh, well... maybe that's all. I also hope that my report card will full of good marks and I can leave my 8th grade and go to 9th grade well. Yeah! Amen! By the way, I actually had to go to school today 'cause I haven't submit my biology report. But since I knew I haven't print it yet and there was no time to print it (my printer is absolutely broken and I hate it 'cause every time I need to print anything, I have to go to Snapy or another fotocopy place that allows people to print something), I absolutely can't go to school now.

Oh well, maybe that's all. See ya later! By the way, if you know kind of stuff that's really fun to do to fill holidays, you can write them all in this post's comment. Thank you =)

Hey yooooo....! I'm baaack, hahahahaaa sorry I haven't post anything since I knew I would have Final Test on last Friday (May 27th) until next Monday (May 6th). I don't know why, but I think it's a totally long time to go! Well, at least now I can post something again ^^ hahaha.

Anyway, so I just did my Computer and English test today. And those were pretty easy for me. Even though I think I won't pass my Maths exam. Jesus! Why why why why why why why why why????? I mean, Maths is just calculating something that is not important to be calculated. And why do I always got a super-duper UGLY score for THAT??!!

Anyway, I just wanna say that there's a feeling that tells me I won't pass my 8 grade. Aaaaarrrgghhhh, why why why why why?? But my friends told me I will pass it 'cause they said I'm diligent enough to submit my works to teachers. Hahaha, yeah right. I haven't submit my Biology report to my Bio teacher until now =P

There are several things that make me feel so scared about my destiny (hahahahahh, seriously, I don't know what word should I use to describe this :P) :
1. I'm scared if maybe I'll get my Maths and P.E score UNDER the lowest standard score. They told us if we get more than 2 subjects that are UNDER the standard, we won't go to the next grade =[ (I know it's still 2 subjects. But HELL-o? that's not cool.)
2. I'm scared if maybe My 2B pencil is not working. Means it's a FAKE 2B PENCIL. We use computer answer sheet in every single final test. So I'm scared if maybe the pencil which I use to answer my tests is the FAKE one. And this imagination always comes in my brain every time I start to answer my tests: "what will happen if THIS pencil is a FAKE 2B pencil? What will the teachers do to me? Will they be angry? Will they give me just ONE more chance to copy my answer to the new computer answer sheet with the REAL 2B pencil? Or will they give me ZERO for all of the subjects, so I won't pass my 8 grade? Or will they give me just one chance to copy it with the real one, BUT I have to pay them for more than Rp500.000 EACH TEACHER?? Or will they look at me in pity eyes and say: `Well, what else can we do? It's your problem. You didn't use the RIGHT pencil. So.... We're so sorry that we can't help you :(` ??? Or will they...."

Okay. That's too much -______-'
So those are stupid and ugly things that make me scared right now!! DAAAARRRRGGGHHH.....!!! Don't know what to do, don't know what to think, don't know what to say, don't know what to eat... Wait =___=

So that's all about my post for today. I still have to fight for my final test. Monday May 6th is the last!! GO! GO! GO! I MUST PASS THIS EXAM!! >:D

Wish me luck,
-Kezia Tania-